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Funny quotes about weed

“Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you’ve got your whole life ahead of you.” He goes, “Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!”

Hey baby, baby go home man its three o’clock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said I’m sellin’ weed nigger.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

If you ain’t got no job and you ain’t smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing with yo life.

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.

Ain’t noone ever overdosed on weed. You might think that nigga is dead, but he ain’t dead. He’s gonna wake up in half an hour, and eat eve-erything.

Make sure you don’t smoke weed with dumb niggas because weed will make you smart. Aint nothin worse than a smart dumb nigga.

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!

9 funny quotes, jokes and sayings about WEED from famous comedians