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Why Do You Stir That Pot?

Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl, who was busily stirring an empty pot with a stick.
“Hi,” he said, introducing himself, “I’m an astronaut here to discover things about the moon.”
The moon girl stopped stirring long enough to throw him quite a pleasant smile. “How nice it is that you are formed just like our moon men,” she observed. Throwing off her clothes, she asked, “And am I structured as are earth women?”
“Yes, you are,” answered the now-excited astronaut. “But tell me, why do you stir that pot?”
“I’m making a baby,” she said. And sure enough, a few minutes later, a baby appeared in the pot.
“Now would you like to see how we make babies on earth?” asked the astronaut. The girl agreed and the astronaut proceeded more.

Hazards of smoking pot

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject, the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors:

“Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!”

“Now wait a minute, Professor,” interrupted a student. “Castration. That’s absurd!”

“No young man, it’s sadly true,” replied the Teacher smugly. “Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!”

A circus owner walked into a bar to

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10, 000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didnt dance a single step!” “So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”

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