nick swardson all i do is smoke weed
“ There’s nothing worse than being violently too high. Where it’s horrifying. Like, you know that feeling when you get way too high and you have, like, that inner monologue where you’re like ‘Just breathe, man, just breathe. You’re gonna be fine. Everything’s gonna be okay, man. Nobody knows you’re too high. Just breathe. All right, smile at everybody. [He makes a terrifying grin.] OK, that was the worst thing you could have ever done. They just called the police.’ ”
From “Half Baked” to “ Chappelle’s Show,” Dave Chappelle has never been shy about his love for the plant. “The Age of Spin” is Chappelle’s first stand-up special following his departure from “Chappelle’s Show” and subsequent 10-year hiatus from comedy. It’s part of a two-episode comedy special which features bits about Chappelle’s pot foibles, his interactions with different social groups, and his career in Hollywood.
To say that cannabis activist Joe Rogan discusses his love for weed in his comedy and podcasts would be a major understatement. In his first Netflix special, “Triggered,” Rogan talks all things weed from getting high as a parent to getting ripped on edibles and talking to dolphins.
You might know Leslie Jones from Katt Williams’ It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’ tour or from her bold personality on “SNL,” but you might not know how funny her first comedy video, “Problem Child,” really is. In her raunchy debut, Jones tells jokes about white people keeping wild animals as pets, advertising to crackheads, and ridiculous weed commercials.
Funniest weed joke?
Davidson announces that he loves driving high because he doesn’t mind traffic. He went on to say, “I love smoking weed and watching movies. It’s my favorite. You ever get so high you, like, watch the credits? And you’re like, ‘Who directed this? He did a good job.’ I think that’s what IMDB was created for people who just get high and they’re like, ‘Where is this guy from?’ And then you’re like, ‘Oh, there he is! He was in ‘ The Patriot !’ ”
Whether on stage performing, in interviews, and behind “ Saturday Night Live ” ‘s Weekend Update desk, Pete Davidson has talked about his love for weed on so many different occasions that it’s hard to keep track. In “SMD,” Davidson talks about how weed makes everything better alongside a number of other topics like sending dick pics to his mom — who’s a school nurse, so it’s cool — and his personal thoughts on the movie “Jaws.”
Funniest weed joke?
In addition to being a masterful comic, Katt Williams is an enthusiastic marijuana smoker. This special opens with Williams getting a pep talk from Snoop Dogg over a blunt , and covers everything from weed to the “pimps” running the U.S. government to the trials of being a black American. Oh yeah, and Lil Jon shows up and says some stuff near the end.
8 Hilarious Stand-Up Comedians Share the Funny Side of Getting High What’s better than getting high and watching stand-up comedy? Getting high and watching stand-up about getting high.
Just puttin this out there. James Franco is sexy as FUCK. 😉
James Franco was on Stephen Colberts show and they were laughing about he was smoking weed backstage during the first part of the show.
just like i used to tell my mom
It’s fake it’s called stunt weed or thell use legal bud
Like they did in Pineapple Express
Na they’re not really smokin they talk about in the commentary
legal bud is just terrible, you cant be a true stoner and smoke that stuff. Its actually bad for you unlike the beautiful mary jane Login or register to post comments
are they really doing it? because in some movies they look high as shit, but in others it looks like theyre just acting. How do they do drugs in hollywood? are thy fake? or are you allowed to smoke weed in the film because maybe one of them has their medical MJ liscense.
lol iis it just me or is this a question that gets to you to?
its good shit. get some mad hatter
I heard that in the movie “Natural Born Killers” They really were trippin’ on shrooms and almost got arrested. I’m not sure if that’s true but they look like there trippin’.
are they really doing it? because in some movies they look high as shit, but in others it looks like theyre just acting. How do they do drugs in hollywood? are thy fake? or are you allowed to smoke weed in the film because maybe one of them has their medical MJ liscense. lol iis it just me or is this a question that gets to you to?
“ There's nothing worse than being violently too high. Where it's horrifying. Like, you know that feeling when you get way too high and you have, like,