50 Reasons Why You Should Stay In And Smoke Weed Tonight
Friday is a day of pressure; the day youвЂ™re forced to see what youвЂ™re made of and just how well you can stick to your guns.
From the moment you wake up, groggy and exhausted, you swear that youвЂ™re going to stay in tonight. Yes, tonight you will stay in, watch a movie and smoke that weed youвЂ™ve been waiting all day to smoke.
Then you get to work and all those boozy colleagues of yours want you to start ripping shots and following them to bars.
YouвЂ™re wrapped up in the excitement and the peer pressure of getting sloppy drunk with people who wonвЂ™t even remember you were there come Saturday morning.
Or maybe itвЂ™s your friends trying to get you to go out. Maybe they keep begging you to stop by their pregame and spend the night chasing them through clubs and house parties. But you know what you really want.
You just want to smoke a blunt and curl up on the couch. You want to hit the bong, smoke a spliff and enjoy the wonders of toking, lighting and sparking up. Because thatвЂ™s really the best kind of Friday night there is, isn’t it?
No hangover, no money spent and no people to put up with. ItвЂ™s just you and maybe a few friends, or maybe none at all.
ItвЂ™s Netflix, Ben and Jerry’s and your hilarious cat. And letвЂ™s be real here, the aftermath of taking a blunt to the face is never near that of the bottle.
However, I know it can be hard to tell all those people who act like itвЂ™s a personal offense if you donвЂ™t go out with them that you just want to stay in and smoke.
So when all your friends and colleagues are coaxing you to get wasted with them tonight, just pick one of our 50 excuses as to why you are just going to stay in and smoke weed tonight.
1. Because itвЂ™s cheaper. depending on your weed supply.
2. Because your parents never loved you.
3. Because you can replace alcohol with food.
4. Because the weather sucks.
5. Because Netflix.
6. Because вЂњGravityвЂќ just came out on HBO On Demand.
7. Because sweatpants are more comfortable.
8. Because you have a bottle of red wine and thereвЂ™s no better combination.
9. Because you have to wake up tomorrow.
11. Because Ben and Jerry’s was made for nights like these.
12. Because being hungover isn’t fun.
13. Because everything will be funnier.
14. Because you havenвЂ™t listened to your record player yet.
15. Because you need more alone time.
16. Because you’d rather not throw up.
17. Because it tastes so good.
18. Because it smells great.
19. Because you can eat it with a brownie.
20. Because it wonвЂ™t make you call anyone you shouldnвЂ™t.
21. Because it will put things into perspective.
22. Because itвЂ™s healthier.
23. Because it wonвЂ™t kill you.
24. Because it wonвЂ™t kill anyone else.
25. Because you need to work on that science fiction novel.
26. Because you just downloaded the “Jimi Hendrix Experience.”
27. Because вЂњPulp FictionвЂќ is on Netflix.
28. Because you wonвЂ™t embarrass yourself in front of your coworkers.
29. Because it wonвЂ™t make you bloated.
30. Because itвЂ™s more fun.
31. Because it makes sex better.
32. Because it helps with depression.
33. Because it will put you to sleep.
34. Because it will show you yourself.
35. Because itвЂ™s natural.
36. Because it wonвЂ™t poison you.
37. Because it helps you think clearly.
38. Because it wonвЂ™t disturb the neighbors.
39. Because it wonвЂ™t land you a night in the drunk tank.
40. Because you donвЂ™t have to buy it drinks.
41. Because it wonвЂ™t make you think youвЂ™re an amazing dancer.
42. Because it wonвЂ™t cost you a cab ride home.
43. Because you wanna see your dealer.
44. Because you like the color green.
45. Because there’s a new foreign film you want to watch.
46. Because you want to set a good example.
47. Because you follow the religion of the herb.
48. Because you’d rather not listen to horrible club music.Friday is a day of pressure; the day youвЂ™re forced to see what youвЂ™re made of and just how well you can stick to your guns. From the moment you wake up, groggy and exhausted, you swear that youвЂ™re going to stay in tonight. Yes, tonight you will stayвЂ¦ ]]>