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After sampling the bud (this actually happened), the hybrid Banana Clip felt suspiciously similar to a strain I’d previously tried, which was supposedly an “almost pure” strain of another variety. I also couldn’t find any trace of a strain called Banana Clip on the web, and I suspect I was smoking AK Banana. Just what the hell was going on inside this disorienting kaleidoscope of primo greens, I wondered? Is any of this even, well, real?

For example, instead of telling someone they’re about to smoke Purple Kush, it’s better to say they’re about to smoke “Bedrobinol,” one of Bedrocan’s trademarked products, which has a standardized THC content of 13.5 percent and less than 1 percent CBD. It’s less fun, but at least you know what you’re getting.
So, “pure” sativa or indica strains are also probably fictions. Still, the scientific literature suggests that plants with more sativa ancestry have higher levels of tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, than indica-dominant plants, which have higher levels of cannabidiol, or CBD. As for what these compounds do, many studies have shown basically the same thing: THC gets you high, and CBD does not. It’s not totally clear what CBD does to the brain, but a 2008 study showed that, in high doses, CBD and THC can work together, with CBD alleviating some of the anxiety reported after THC ingestion.

“As we legitimize the use of cannabis, the science necessarily catches up—it’s not going to stay in the dark forever,” he said. “One day you’ll be able to go to a dispensary and get Lemon Skunk, and be sure that it’s Lemon Skunk.”
But let’s back up for a second. For the uninitiated, a “strain” of marijuana is generally understood to be a unique genetic blend—a hybrid—of the two (supposedly) main types of weed, sativa and indica, with some additional tweaks. They all promise different physical effects. The time-tested rule of thumb for stoners, though, is that sativas have a more cerebral and wakeful high, while indicas are good for zoning out on your couch for hours and watching Planet Earth.
“It’s crazy, it’s absolutely nuts. I mean, you couldn’t run an industry like this anywhere else, except for cannabis”
“When you go into a grocery store and there’s a big pile of apples labelled as Honeycrisp, you expect that they’re actually Honeycrisp apples.” Myles said. “You can’t just throw McIntosh apples in there and sell them for $4.99 a bag.”
Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) & Cannabidiol (CBD) content in weed

Strain names at a cannabis grow outside Denver. Photo: Motherboard

Cannabis strains labelled “sativa” and “indica” promise different physical effects but scientifically speaking, even the “best” weed strains are probably bullshit—names like “Purple Kush” don’t mean anything.

After sampling the bud (this actually happened), the hybrid Banana Clip felt suspiciously similar to a strain I'd previously tried, which was supposedly