things potheads say

Pro tip.

If you go out and get trashed, pack a bowl when you get home.

Considering you’re drunk, it might take you a while to achieve the desired results, but push through and I promise you’ll walk away with a decently packed bowl.

Now, this is the most important part: Do not smoke this bowl. Put it away in your stash place for safe keeping. Then proceed to go on with your night. Whether that includes puking or sleep.

When you awaken hungover the next morning, there will already be a packed bowl waiting for you. Almost like an early Christmas present from yourself.

Thanks, stoned/drunk self.

Bonus pro tip: If you live alone, and depending on the pipe you’ve packed, store it in the freezer. It’s the equivalent of putting ice in your bong.

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